The Birthday month meme

Okay, okay, here it is. The Birthday month meme. I already don't follow the rules, so I will not tag anyone nor mention where it came from. Suffice it to say, you are not alone--*wink*.

The birthday month descriptions are below.

I guess you're supposed to take the appropriate birth month and highlight what is so very you, and explain why. So here is what a reincarnated, 600-year old Incan Sun Goddess (now a damn proud llama) has to say:

MAY:

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Dude, I'm a llama. Get in my way and I spit in your face.
Strong-willed and highly motivated. Back in The Day my people and I build Machu Picchu without cranes and modern equipment. That takes will and motivation.
Sharp thoughts. I hate these tourists.
Easily angered. Like I said, you cross my place, I spit in your face.
Attracts others and loves attention. Who doesn't love my beautiful, warm fur and big, brown, long-lashed eyes? I pose well for photos.
Deep feelings. I remain true to My People.
Beautiful physically and mentally. Beauty is, of course, in the eye of the beholder...depends on if big furry beasts of burden are your cup of tea...
Firm Standpoint. I Budge for No Tourist.
Needs no motivation. When surrounded by this beauty, who needs motivation?
Easily consoled. Just pat my belly just right...ahhh, there...and on my nose...yeah...and a little behind my ears...mmmm perfect! Just don't come anywhere near me with shears.
Systematic (left brain). Like I said, look at the mathematical and architectural genius it took to develop this lost kingdom in the cusp of the mountains high above the Río Urubamba.
Loves to dream. Some may confuse my dreaming with living in the past. But when you are a llama who used to be an Incan princess, well...sometimes the past is worth living in.
Strong clairvoyance. When walking through the ruins, I can hear the prayers of my people echoing through the stones. The spirit of my people continues to live here.
Understanding. I suppose I can understand how this clean mountain air can intoxicate newcomers, making them act like fools.
Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Well, when your neck is this long, geez, it's just asking for trouble.
Good imagination. I love to imagine the ones who disrespect my ruins falling over the edge of the cliff. This is a spiritual place demanding great respect, not for jumping around and doing crazy poses atop the rocks.
Good physical. um, physical what? I can prance and jump over these ruins in a single leap. Match that, Superman.
Weak breathing. Living this high up in the Andes, do I have a choice?
Loves literature and the arts. Yeah, well, I'm one well-educated llama.
Loves traveling. As long as I am among my spirits and my people, I am content.
Dislike being at home. Home has become so...touristy lately. Really.
Restless. Well, in the mountains, if you don't move yourself around even a well-furred llama can get cold!
Not having many children. Even though my mating time is great for a big animal (up to 45 minutes...whoopee!), my gestation period is almost 12 full months--who the hell would want to be pregnant for 12 months? Once, maybe only twice, is enough for me!
Hardworking. Sometimes I assist the local humans in getting goods up and down the mountain from the town of Aguas Calientes, at the base and across the Urubamba River from Machu Picchu. But they have to be really, really nice to me.
High spirited. Look at the view I have each and every day! Who wouldn't have high spirits?
Spendthrift. Considering the value of the sol to the dollar currently, I don't have a lot of extra spending money...and I have yet to evolve marsupial-esque pockets in which to carry my spare change.

----


Birth Month Traits:

JANUARY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people’s flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.

FEBRUARY: Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

MARCH: Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

APRIL: Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people’s problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.

MAY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

JUNE: Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

JULY: Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people’s feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

AUGUST: Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

SEPTEMBER: Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people’s mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

OCTOBER: Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

NOVEMBER: Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.

DECEMBER: Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.