missed the boat?

I am either 1. not marketing myself properly; 2. totally in the wrong business, or 3. in desperate need of a boob job.

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/lss/539474081.html

Oh well. I have integrity.

Not that integrity necessarily pays the bills....

(psst...she even spelled the name of her own country wrong. Ay ay ay...)